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(14.01.2014 15:54)DjAlex Wrote:  ...
DjAlex пишет стих,
А в палате лежит псих.
ДФ2 опять лежит -
В поле заинька бежит.
Вылетает опять ВоГ -
На ногу не влез сапог.
Вышла Хота год назад,
А на самом деле где-то два.
Я б вернул бы все назад -
Но лень все делать раза по два.


Любишь Героев? Читай "Вестник". Уже прочитал его? Читай теплый ламповый блог обо всем и играй в МутноИгры.
14.01.2014 18:22
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Жжёте )))


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14.01.2014 19:21
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(13.01.2014 00:54)Valery Wrote:  Well, I found out that mammoths are gay.
Why don't you post this image little bit uncropped at the bottom?


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14.01.2014 19:40
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Valery Offline

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Post: #379

Because I did not want to shock those of you still virgins . Gigi
Like Macron for example.

btw, 3 million downloads makes the mod the most played for Skyrim and probably from all games. Impressive.

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14.01.2014 20:26
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Error
The site has run in to a problem, please look at the error message below...
Adult-only content Bad
Help me, Val!


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14.01.2014 21:07
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Post: #381

Wtf? I click on login area and see list of proposals:
Berserker
Bes
apple
FAT BRUNET!


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14.01.2014 23:07
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Valery Offline

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Post: #382

So. The funny thing is coming. Skyrim proposes to marry and if you live with your wife you have certain bonuses. But: I choose to play female hero.

Do you think they propose me a male to marry? Nope, still a female. So here we are, in front of priest:


1 hour later, we plan to have our horny wedding night, in my Lakeview house:

And in the morning, I see the bonus from sleeping with ....my lover

And this is how I became a lesbian.
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14.01.2014 23:17
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k : / Offline

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Post: #383

Sorry to disappoint, your hero is not lesbian : 3
It's a trap!

    but your npc wife is still lesbian )


Дɑтɑ, nодnucь.
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15.01.2014 00:12
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Post: #384

I never liked graphics in TES. It looks too sharp.


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Demons gonna tear your soul because there is no tomorrow.
15.01.2014 01:35
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Valery, em, and where is the action part? Bad


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15.01.2014 16:36
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Efrit Offline
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Вот кстати да, соглашусь с Игроделом. Героиня в доспехах смотрится совершенно неестественно - как будто из неё какие-то металлические листы торчат, а не доспехи.
В то же время, без одежды она смотрится вполне нормально. И не потому, что голая Ab Просто натуральней выглядит, более реалистично.


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15.01.2014 23:16
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Valery Offline

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All women look natural when naked, and unnatural when clothed. If only we could vote...
15.01.2014 23:20
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Nobody would work then! No need in Heroes and computers ))


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16.01.2014 02:46
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Bes Offline

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понравилось особенно две шутки из десятки..
26.05.2014 19:48
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Efrit Offline
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В углу не обязательно 90 градусов, если на то пошло Ab Хотя в наших квартирах, как правило, да.


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26.05.2014 21:24
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